I want to commit suicide what are the easy ways to die?

By admin on November 7, 2011

I’m a PhD student in computer science and I feel that I’m very incapable when I compare my self to great computer scientists like Donald E. Knuth (http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/) and Robert E. Tarjan (http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~ret/). I feel that I’m a loose I want to commit suicide and if at all I will be born again. I want to start working hard from my childhood and develop good mathematical thinking. I’m looking for easy ways to die without pain also I don’t want to give trouble to any one with my dead body I have some saving, and is there any company for which I can pay before I die so that they can ship my body to my parents?

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21 responses to “I want to commit suicide what are the easy ways to die?”

SolidSnake85
November 7, 2011 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

Suicide is a coward way out and very selfish way out of life. How do you think your friends and family would feel? Absoultely devasted!
fieldgoal42
November 7, 2011 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

Why Would you want to end the most beautiful gift God can give. Don’t!

I Hope God can help you see through this.

God bless you will be in my prays

If you have any questions please be free to email me at abreu1378@yahoo.com

Remember you were put on this earth for a cause don’t end it.
Krista Luvs U ^_^
November 7, 2011 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

Honey, dont do that. Just keep on trying! Think bout all the people you’ll be hurtin. Plz. I’ll be thinkin bout this question b4 i go to sleep. I’ll pray for u. Plz make the rite choice.
Kevin S
November 7, 2011 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

Suicide is not the right answer, keep looking for opportunities, keep drive in you.
emagidson
November 7, 2011 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

ooops. wrong answer! since there is no such thing as reincarnation, you will be very disappointed, and your amily will be too.

Why not just take a year off and work as a gardener, or a janitor, or something where you can fulfill 100% of the expectations that are upon you.

Once you do that, you will see that it is preferable to be your own boss and complete 50% of the tasks, than be a 100% perfect servant.

Good luck.
Rosalie
November 7, 2011 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

Sweetie, don’t do it. Think about your friends and family. How hurt and terrible they would feel if you were gone. we’re all here for you at yahoo. Try talking to somebody about this. just please don’t do it. if you want to talk feel free to email me at lifesinharmony@yahoo.com
Please don’t do it. I my best friend committed and it really messed everyone up. please. were here for you.
-Rosalie
itachi1animefan
November 7, 2011 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

Stop being such a sook NO-ONE WILL BE AS GOOD AS THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE UNIQUE! You can too if you don’t like how you do what you do CHANGE WHAT YOU DO. You can’t just think Bad things, try to look up.
Ron B
November 7, 2011 at 5:26 pm | Permalink

Comparing yourself to others is always a losing proposition. We can always find someone that we will envy, and we will always find someone that we are grateful isn’t us. The much better way is to realize what a unique and gifted creature you are. If there’s too much pressure on you right now, find out its source. Is it parents? Is it YOU? Is it the school? Whatever the source, sit down and reason with someone. Find something to do temporarily until you relax. I have a doctorate; I know the work can string you out! But it doesn’t have to! YOU decide. But don’t end your life. That’s not the answer.
anime_jubilee00
November 7, 2011 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU FREAKING HEAR ME?????? YOU ARE A FREAKING SMART PERSON, AND NOT MANY PPL GET PHDS NOWADAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE FUCKING NOT GOING TO KILL YOURSELF??? HEAR ME??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHALL NOT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCKING HELL CARES IF YOU ARENT “AS GOOD AS” SOMEONE ELSE, LIKE DONALD E. KNUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU COULD LOOK AROUND FOR ONE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AROUNG AT ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOUVE ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU JUST END IT LIKE THIS????? YOU WORKED SOOOOO HARD TO GET TO THIS POINT AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE AT THIS HIGH HIGH HIGH POINT IN LIFE THAT NOT MANY PPL HAVE EVER REACHED??? AND YOU DONT APPRECIATE IT???
LISTEN TO ME!!! you really need to sit down and rethink this. im warning you: you will fucking regret it when youre dying. then, itll be TOO LATE. hear me??? TOO LATE to come back. btw: you CANT restart your life… its impossible. reincarnation DOESNT EXIST. im sorry to dismay you, but youve only got ONE CHANCE in life. youve only got ONE LIFE. ever. thats it. so if you go POOF with this life, you wont have any other chances!!! everyone has a “suicide” time. thats called “death of old age, sickness, etc.” im not calling u a coward, even though everyone nowadays IS one… but it doesnt matter here. cause thats just plain mean. youre NOT a coward… and you WILL NOT BE by commiting suicide!!!!
also… anotehr HUGE point i need to express is that you are a STUDENT. and you are YOU. its impossible to become one of those other big computer science experts. thats cuz youre YOU!!! ppl appreciate you for being you. youre a super-smart person… and youve got a phd!! in computer science!!!!! you are a student, you are not YET an expert like them. you just WASTED five points asking a question that just will get no answers that the YOU right now seems to want.
oh well. you are NOT going to commit suicide. whatever you do. you have done great so far, and to kill yourself after all this great and hard work… is just idiocy.
plzz dont die. T___T
becca_messer
November 7, 2011 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

We’re not all Einsteins, & that’s fine. I mean if we were, they wouldn’t stand out & we wouldn’t be able to LEARN from them, would we? and DON’T commit suicide. It doesn’t do any good at all, & it doesn’t fix anything. why would you want to give all others the pain of knowing you ended it? would you really want to kill ALL them emotionally (& maybe even physically since it wears people down physically as well) just because you didn’t think you could handle things? You CAN just ask God for help, He’ll ALWAYS bring you through
Jane
November 7, 2011 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

Is this a serious question?
You’ve got a PhD. You probably have at least half your life to live. You can develop good mathematical thinking *right now*.

If you really want to study geniuses and be like them, don’t look at their work, look at how they live. They live and breathe their art, constantly practicing and taking it in. They don’t care about comparing themselves to other people.

You’ve obviously got the drive, don’t gamble it and everything else away with cosmic dice. Look at what you can do from where you are now… then you’ll have an even bigger head start in the next life. You have intelligence and motivation – find a way.
multitaskju@att.net
November 7, 2011 at 8:03 pm | Permalink

If you are in the planning stages of ending your life, please — please go to a hospital.

I was suicidal 7 or 8 years ago, in the planning stages, very close to following through when I frighteningly took myself to a hospital.

Today I live in gratefulness, SOOO glad to be alive and enjoy living in the present and thankful for everything I have (not a lot monetarily, but very grateful for all that I do have).
lo_la-x
November 7, 2011 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

How about you start again??
Rather than actually physically starting again from birth, by killing yourself.
Why not just start again? Be what you wanna be, take a different perspective on things. You want to develop good mathematical thinking? Then do it, there’s nothing stopping you.
Start working hard from now. It’s never too late.
I’ve been doubting myself so much over the last 4 months, but i’ve come to a point where i’ve realised it’s just down to me, there’s no point doing anything stupid which will end up effecting other people, i’ve gotta sort this out for myself. I don’t know how i’m gonna do it yet :S but i will, I have to.
Decide where you want your life to take you, you can do anything you want! You want to be a great computer scientist then why not? Your doing a PhD, so mate you’ve gotta be pretty clever, your well ahead of me! I’m still trying to work out how the hell i’m meant to get to university!
You know you could always take a long holiday or a year out or something, and try and “find yourself” mm cliche phrase i know, but i don’t really know how else to put it. You got anyone you can talk to? That can help you?? Everyone has their low times, some more than others, you’ve just gotta hold on till the good times start again.
Enjoy your life, it’s the only one you’ve got! And you’ll only end up regretting not making the most of it.
Jean T
November 7, 2011 at 8:56 pm | Permalink

why compare yourself with geniuses? everyone is born with different capabilities. Be happy with who you are. There are a lot of people out there who are struggling with 3 meals and a roof over their heads. Or are suffering some kind of torments. But they still cherish their lives and have the courage to live on. Maybe you should work with the less unfortunate ones and will see how fortunate you are actually.
seablueeyes333
November 7, 2011 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

Darvon Cocktail – If mixed in the correct quantitys it can cause a clean painless and rather peaceful death
standardscouncil
November 7, 2011 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

You may very well be a PhD student but you sure are a numb-nuts if you think that’s your way out. If reincarnation is indeed fact, you will have only succeeded in regenerating the same scenario over and over again.. Get a grip will you.

And don’t be such an arsehole, shipping your useless dead body home to your parents. There’s gratitude for you. Here you go mom and dad – thanks for giving me life, here’s my smelly corpse that I’ve thrown away and you were right, I am a lazy bastard. If you gotta go donate it to a University, God knows they could use it

Stop being so modest. If you are truly in this field you’ve already had more success than a lot and I do mean a lot of other people. The rest of us mere mortals don’t generally run around going woe is me and doing ourselves in.

Crikey mate, I cook fish and chips for a living, but I’ve made sure that I’m the best bloody fish and chip cook in our shop, in our suburb and within a few suburbs around. It might not compare to the ground breaking work you’re into but then you cant’ each your chips.

Oh and bye the bye – the hardest way to kill yourself is to live out your allotted time and let nature take it’s course – but from what you say it wouldn’t suit you – you seem deterred by hard work.
Cooljules26
November 7, 2011 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

just reread what just wrote and rethink this please
Music Freak
November 7, 2011 at 11:30 pm | Permalink

OK, here is something a really wise man told me – “Don’t compare yourself with others, because when you do you are comparing all the good things in their life, with all the bad things in your life”. That is 10000000000000% correct. You are comparing all the bad things about your life to all the good things in theirs. They would have had problems of their own, and I bet you that other people in your life compare all their bad things in their life to all the good things in yours. When people look at you, they see all the good things. When people look at you, they most likely see the things that they want to be. Why would you want to throw away your life? Why would you want to get rid of the greatest gift – once in a lifetime gift that is? Why don’t you forget about it and move on. Move on. That is the greatest thing anyone can do. Why don’t you do something you enjoy. Or you could find ways of releasing your feelings like writing books, singing or writing songs etc. Think about your family. What would they think when they found out you committed suicide? They will miss you. People love you. Killing yourself will only stuff things up more. You have the power to change things, and it starts right now. Now you can choose to go and find something fun and enjoyable to do. Now you can go out and forget about all the things in the past. Now you can stop comparing all the good things with the bad. NOW you can make a change. Please hear me out and don’t commit suicide. Please, it will only make things worse. I know people who have had there family members commit suicide. Things were pretty bad, and the person that committed suicide had the power to change things. But they killed themselves and it made things worse. The family ended up losing there business because of it.

Christmas is coming, if you commit suicide your family will be greatly sad. Christmas is a happy time, and if you commit suicide it will make Christmas very sad and painful for your family. Because instead of buying presents now for the people they love, they will be paying for a funeral.

May god be with you, may god guide you through this. May god help you change things.

You will regret committing suicide, you will regret it. You can’t press the restart button, no, you can’t try again, you don’t have nine lives. You are NOT a Playstation. You are a human being. Why are you even bothered by this. My little brother, 10 years old, almost committed suicide at age 8. He had a knife to his throat. His excuse was almost the same as yours. Talking to me he said “I will never be as good as you, you are so good. You’re life is perfect, you are smart, you get good grades. You have lots of friends, all I get is bad grades and I don’t have any friends and my family hate me”. I was shocked when he said this. Because at that time, I was going through a rough patch. My life wasn’t perfect, I wasn’t getting good grades at the time. My friends didn’t give a damn about me at the time. My brother actually was the third smartest in his grade at the time (out of about 80 people). He was getting average, and above average marks at the time, and he did have heaps of friends who were shocked when they heard he wanted to kill himself. And his family (me included) loved him. We talked him out of it, we said things will get better. YES, things will get better for you. They will, just give it time and a little bit of effort. But don’t be like that. Remember, YOU have the power to change things. And it all starts NOW. Not later today, not tomorrow. NOW.

Can you see how many answers you have gotten so far. See how many people out of your family and friends care about you, EVEN though we don’t know you. Now imagine the response you would get if you sat down ALL your family and friends and said “I want to commit suicide”. DO that, and you will see how many people really care about you.

Oh and I just re-read your question and something came more clear to me. Now I apologize in advance for this. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU COMPARING YOURSELF TO THOSE PEOPLE. THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR EDUCATION AND HAVE FINISHED LEARNING. YOU ARE ONLY A STUDENT, YOU STILL HAVE MUCH TO LEARN. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU, YOU COULD BE AS GREAT AS THEM, IF NOT BETTER, THAT IS LARGELY UNFAIR, IT IS LIKE COMPARING A BABY TO BILL GATES. UNFAIR!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU, HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID AS TO DO THAT. WORDS CAN NOT EXPLAIN HOW UNFAIR THAT IS. I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU WOULD DO THAT. WHY WOULD YOU FEEL LIKE A LOOSER WHEN YOU AREN’T EVEN FULLY TRAINED YET. I BET YOU COULD BE BETTER THAN THEM WITH HARD WORK, VERY UNFAIR. ONCE AGAIN, WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW UNFAIR THAT IS.

Once again I apologize for that.
Poe-etic
November 8, 2011 at 12:10 am | Permalink

Whoa, before you think about ways to commit suicide just think about what you’re saying. You have plenty of potentially great years left and you are probably a promising student with potential if you are that concerned with being the best. Don’t you want to start your own family? Don’t you want to see how much you can do? Maybe over time with hard work you will get to their level. It sounds like you would be a hard worker, and don’t tell me that hard work has not gotten you anywhere. Don’t be so melancholy, I’m sure you’ll feel at least fit for life in time. You are awaiting our answers, get a grip on yourself, you obviously see hope. I have run into similar problems to you; I am of the intellectual type, and I have never been able to accept not being THE best at everything. For instance on standardized tests, I have always scored above 98, 99% of the state, and could never accept that people could be better than me. It just drilled at me since I worked so hard as a student. But I have learned to accept these ‘shortcomings’ and have realized that even if I may never be the ‘best’, I am a hell of a student and probably still have a bright future. And all of that hard work may pay off, and I may get to the level at which I want to be. I haven’t given up, and you shouldn’t either. Don’t compare yourself to these top-dogs, so to speak. Just compare yourself to normal people, and you will see how great you can be.
mslmsl
November 8, 2011 at 12:59 am | Permalink

go down to the local hospital
ask to be taken to the children’s cancer ward
look at all the children fighting for their lives

you will die of shame
Singularity
November 8, 2011 at 1:04 am | Permalink

This is an interesting question, If you got the answer let me know, we will die together!!

Seriously